I don’t know about you guys but if Viktor Krum looked at me the way he looked at Hermione I would snatch him up immediately Ron was a fucking asshole in that part of the book forget him
Random Trans*Jean/Marco Headcanon that will def be in the fic
Hanji has the patience of a fucking saint when it comes to people being very knowledge starved in concerns with QUILTBAG+ (I am stealing this term from Cannibal because it is more inclusive) issues.
Like, sometimes Eren will come into the cafe to bother Levi because he thinks Levi is way cool and handsome and Eren has developed a crush on him (And then it turns out Levi is trans* and Eren has to really work on not being a jackass if he wants Levi to even consider dating him), but while he’s there he tends to cause trouble for Jean, so Hanji created a system of “Teach Eren to not be that big of a Douchebag”, Hanji didn’t come up with the name Jean did.
So, Eren will sit on a stool in front of the cafe and he’ll order his disgustingly chocolaty drink that Jean will have to make him, and he’ll wait for Hanji to come and teach him.
Zhe’ll start off small with easy topics and etiquette (later Marco will come by the shop to be schooled in Hanji’s wisdom of all things Trans*) and with each question or scenario that Eren plays out right, Zhe’ll reward him with a bit of a cookie or a muffin (That Levi personally makes for the shop).
And Jean will get really pissed at first because, hello, Eren shouldn’t be rewarded for learning to be a decent person, but then Hanji will kinda look glum and Zhe’ll ask, “Is it bad to be teaching him in this way?”.
And Jean will scratch the back of his head and be like “Well, No, but it’s a little anti-conforming?”.
And Hanji will give one of Zher signature looks and whisper ,
This is everything
#Viktor was obviously deeply in love with her #just remember the fact that he took her to prom #even knowing that he could’ve choose any other girl #remember how he forgot about everyone and danced with her all night #remember how he looked at her while saying ‘write to me, please’ #remember how, a few years later #on Fleur’s wedding #he danced with her one more time #probably being conscient that her heart already belonged to Ron #this is why I love Viktor Krum so much #he just enjoyed being with Hermione #and didn’t care about the future #mostly, because she wasn’t going to be a part of his.
Sometimes I make myself laugh.
girl scouts are letting in trans* girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas
boy scouts are just now allowing gays in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gays and straights in different tents. also they still ban atheists,
girl scouts: 10000 boy scouts: 0
- a party where everyone dresses up in fancy dresses, and you eat novelty chicken nuggets, fruit snacks, and drink capri suns and watch cartoons
- a party where everyone wears pajamas,and you drink red wine and have fancy finger foods and watch old Hollywood movies
don’t judge a person by their looks, judge them by their opinion on boromir